Oompa loompa doopity doo, the tanning salon will be trouble for you.
Okay no one here is racist, but they really do all look alike.
They really do have everything at Target.
If he didn't smile there's really not much more they could do, except maybe try it with a dude.
Gotta lay off the shrooms for a while now. Thanks public transportation. You really do ruin everything.
For a nominal fee, you can breathe air.