Picture "It was my buddies last night working the late night shift at the statesboro hojo, so we decided to have some fun with the sign before he quit."
Picture "University of Dayton kids have too much fun when they're drunk." This angus-to-anus sign defacement is sweeping the nation.
Picture "Me and my buddies Tiffany, Ricky, and Brian got bored and moved some letters around on this nail salon's advertisement... Hope you like it."
Picture I need some more punctuation so I know what you're talking about. Is it "feel my meat, bitch" or "Feel my meat-bitch." This is why the best sign vandals always carry around a pocket full of commas.