Picture "My friend finally lost her virginity, and so I made her a cake, complete with cherry laffy-taffy labia and chocolate-sprinkle pubes." I don't see the cherry, I guess someone lost it.
Picture "A friend of ours got really, really, drunk at our house so we told him he needed to go home. We offered to drive him but said he'd walk home by himself. Bad choice."
Picture "This is the cake i got for my 19th birthday. I wonder what the girls who made it for me were thinking about?" Probably about fucking you, dude.
Picture "My goldfish was stolen from my room, so I called a good friend of mine to help me find him."