Picture Hey honey, don't try to escape the plane in that bulky skirt.... why don't you try taking it off?
Picture This is what happens when you gently nudge a boiling bottle of Mt. Dew when it is in a fire... Don't try it! (gross alert)
Picture "This is why you DON'T give your letters to your GF when you're a **** at Western Kentucky!" (person in the picture, is a guy, btw)