Picture "Marinara Sauce and Ranch Dressing Shaming. When he woke up the next day his face was clean."
Picture "The next morning he had to take a train back home where his parents picked him up and took him to the doctor for his broken foot. He was still covered in spray paint."
Picture They're doing him a favor - 20 to 30 minutes trying to wiggle free of a chair is a great hangover cure.