I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
"Whoever claimed to have the best beach volleyball picture ever clearly never saw this one."
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Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
