I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Boobies hold on to me.
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Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.