You don't always get what you want in life. Like a yacht, or a plastic bag.
It jammed halfway through. He learned to live with a disability.
You could probably get away with paying in Monopoly money.
How else would he have been able to get your Mom? He's obviously a cunning linguist.
Oh yeah, put it in paper tray C
"Living in Israel in a house with 22 others, toilet paper goes fast. Then you really decide how desperate you are..."