My dad said, "I haven't seen that sign since i was your age."

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.