At about 10pm, my roommate and I were in our normal habit of watching Adult Swim and playing random video games when all of a sudden we get a knock at our door. I go to open it and suddenly 2 guys burst in, with ninja wraps on their head, spray a lot of febreeze all over our stuff and run out leaving a note that says "You stink!". I was hurt until 5 minutes later... Read More »
"Taking a road trip to the UP, and having your friend say he needed to shit at the first sign of a toilet.... Priceless"
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Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
