I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More »
What Streeter Seidell Did With My Money
Recently, College Humor's Streeter Seidell emailed writers for the site and promised not to steal our money to cover his massive, massive credit card debt. After a bit a research and detective work (i.e. going through his garbage) we were able come acros
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You




Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.