Umbrellas protect you from rain, not friends who can hold their liquor.
"How else are you going to hold up your monster truck?"
Hold on tight honey, I'm going to see if I can lose the cops.
"He can't hold his liqour, but he can hold his ....well eveything else."
They let you control men AND hold your beer?
You can never be too prepared to kill two years in grad school.