A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Jeesh, could somebody tell me why this picture is so hot?
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Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
