Picture "This man was in the drive-thru at a tobacco store on a riding lawn mower, towing what appeared to be his mother in a rocking chair and a night gown. It's a miracle I was able to capture this on film."
Picture If you've ever gotten the word REDNECK tattooed on your inner lip... you might be a dumbass.
Picture "Apparently some guy in Edmonton built a bad ass hockey rink in his back yard and converted his mower into a Zamboni." Worth it even if you never play hockey.