How do you know you're a redneck? You take your riding mower to the liquor store.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

She hasn't been seen since.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Yours truly, Person That Hates You