A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
"No lie!! Middle of downtown Roanoke, VA leaving the club with these girls i guess they got an early start you could say..."
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Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
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You should see how she hails a cab.
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These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
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This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
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Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
