Binary Poem
The assignment was to write a poem with a simple rhyme scheme. I made it a bit more complicated.
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I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
