Trust me, these things hurt like a bitch.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.