Just in case an airplane falls on your lawn? « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture August 23, 2004 See More airplanes Recommended Comments () Picture They should install beer bongs in the ceiling to drop down in case of emergency, like the oxygen masks on an airplane. Picture "In case of a plane crash, brace yourself like a ballerina and make sure to follow Willy Wonka out the emergency exit." Picture Comforting Airplane Safety Warning Picture "The instructor pilot was having an affair with a female student. Her husband found out, and calmly reacted by destroying his airplane with a chainsaw." Alternate theory: a propeller did it. That's why the spacing is so even. Picture Disturbing announcement you don't want to hear from your captain Picture Just in case your camaro wasn't redneck enough... Comments ()