It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
"This is from Star Wars?"
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Frankenstein bong...
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Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.