The douche burger is gold leafed kobe beef formed around foie gras, then topped with cave aged Gruyere melted with Champagne steam, topped with truffle butter, lobster, caviar, and kopi luwak BBQ sauc …
Wouldn't it be easier to just buy a new pair of slim child arms?
It comes with a complimentary pizza pie to cover the smell.
Saturday night's alright for pizza.
"I wonder when John Mayer will come out with a new album? I bet it won't be for, like, a year."
Starvation, no eating.