Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
Sometimes I wonder if there is life in other parts of the universe. Then I stop wondering and resume looking at the girls making out on this planet.
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.