I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Ugh, mom, I wanted the Irrigation Legos, not the Urban Infrastructure Legos.
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Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
