Someone must have hacked into Tommy Tutone's iPhone

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe