They were out of 'virgin' bumper stickers.
They were all out of "Breathalyze Me" bumper stickers.
Note for next year - wait at least a week before handing out the "Most Offensive Costume" award.
They must have been out of "I Heart NY" stickers.
They sell these at Hollister for $59.99.
"We tell everyone at the office it's the 'Stop Illegal Immigration' symbol"