A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
"I built this for a tropical fraternity party last year. We call it the trong."
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Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
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"Gretchen, NO!"
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"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
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I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
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Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
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Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
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These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
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The internet is working as intended.
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Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
