"I saw this in some redneck Virginia town on my way down to the Outer Banks last weekend. I thought it was pretty funny and unique..."

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

You should see how she hails a cab.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.