Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
Maybe they should have used a different color candle?
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Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
