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Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.