Throw them at rocks.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109