Why wasn't my grad like this?

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

You should see how she hails a cab.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.