"Oh, the decisions we make as freshmen."
Ah, the things that make it into Student Newspapers these days...
And the stars and hearts make great presents for Grammie and Pop Pop.
"It's the dragpo, the dragon hippo hybred that lives in our minds and eats our sadness."
Ah, the great mystery of life solved.
Perhaps the best picture on CollegeHumor would make a great mud flap for a trucker.