Ah, memories of Britney's hotness. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA.
New contest: Find the hottest picture of Britney before she tanked.
PROOF that the current Britney Spears is an imposter covering up the death of the original.
What appears to be a tattoo of Britney Spears doing a Dramatic Chipmunk impression.
"All those memories of papa smurf...ruined"