"This picture kicks ass not only because it features TWO girls on toilets, but how often do you find a bathroom like this?? Just leave your dignity at the door..." (obvious winner of the toilet contest)

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3