Drunk and asleep I'm lovin it
Went throught the drive through to get some coffee before work. Saw this guy in the drive through line the only problem was that no one was infront of him. Well I work at a tv news satation and had to attach the booking summary for him as well
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.