This is a rite of passage in most Asian countries.
Really, at this point just go the extra inch and add the 's.
It's like a really fat guy trying to get through a thin door frame. Just doesn't go through.
Ahhh, so we're at the parody phase of the Hottest Bartender.
It's practically the definition of classy.
We did think this through, and it makes sense on every level. GO MEN!