It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
"This scared me until I finally got the joke."
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Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.