"Was washing my shirt in a fountain and , i just dont know how this happend"

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.