This is especially helpful if you work retail and don't give a shit.
"Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? I stick a candle in my mouth and do this..."
I don't know how this happened, but my nose is stuck in your bellybutton.
"Im not quite sure how this happend. Taken at a Papa Johns in Huntington, WV"
I don't know why, but I want a poster of this in my bedroom.
I don't know guys. Do you think this a good idea, considering my vertigo and all?