"I love how our dad owns Toys 'R' Us."

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.