I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Not creepy at all!
10% refund if you can prove I molested your dog.
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Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
