"No one wants to steal your unicycle, BIBLE FREAK!"
No one wants to be Peter Criss, not even Peter Criss.
This girl may be the most evil person who ever lived.
They just wanted to be the very best (like no one ever was).
This is the kind of person you want to be passing notes with.
No one died in the making of this planking (Edit: Actually one. One person died.)