If at first you don't succeed, just pretend like you did.
It's like Hook, you just pretend it's real food, and then magically, it is.
When you can't get laid, at least you can look like it
Nasty soup. At least named like it.
It seems like you can't go anywhere without seeing at least three.... Here's what I think...
It works a lot better if at least one of you is naked.