"Weird thing is, a goat was driving the truck."
"and the funny thing is, the guy driving it is bipolar and Christian"
"There was an old man driving, and a woman with an oxygen tank was sitting shotgun."
And you thought the guy driving the Google Maps street view van was nerdy.
I was driving behind this guy the other day and I was like "I wonder how many balls that guy has?"
"Funny thing was, the car had a new paint job."