I work at a popular italian restaurant as a food/kitchen runner. Sucks. A woman ordered a salad. She sent the salad back complaining that the vegetables in the salad were too "crispy and fresh." She asked for us to put it in the microwave with butter. People are simply ridiculous.
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Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
