"Looks like the Captain was here!!!" Ya don't see too many girls shamed, do ya?

Well, think it.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps