If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Authroties are currently looking for a bald man who may be going by the name "Carl." He is believed to have run his operation somewhere in or around New Jersey.
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Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
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How do you show your work?
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Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
