"UCF student thought lighting his hand on fire with everclear was a good idea. His hand was blistered and swollen to shit the next day."

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

The transformation is almost complete.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

It makes a great back scratcher though.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.