I work as an it-wizzard (according to the it-illeterate) at a big company. Some day I was reading about left-turning barteria on a carton of yogurt. That moment my boss walked in and asked me if it was possible to get information out of an specific database. It was one of those days that I had all the work I could handle so I answered: No, thats not possible because we only... Read More »
Take your child to work day (my mommy works at a marijuana farm)
My mom grows medical marijuana. She actually is allowed by the state of california so this is totally legal... but the feds can be dicks so I have to crop
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.