Picture This is what you wanted, right? I added an apostrophe into "Birthdays" because I thought it looked cool, too.
Picture Beer balls are disposable kegs that contain about fifty five beers. For some stupid reason, they're illegal at most colleges. It's a shame because everyone wants to be as cool as this kid.
Picture He didn't lift that up and there's definitely no wind. That's because this is the new Hollister "Breezy Day" skirt. It's just always like that.