Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
"I ran into Tracy Morgan at the Sky Bar in Los Angeles. Unfortunately, he fucked up the shocker..."
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
